I often ponder the
fact that you can sell humans anything and they’ll buy it.
I have a great idea
for a business. Anyone want in? If I include you, you can’t tell anyone about
it yet and I might be too late with this idea.
My idea is to sell “canned air”.
Yes, “canned air”. Not just any air, it’s fortified with extra
oxygen, vitamins and minerals. Feeling
puny, spritz our “canned air” in your face.
You’ll feel better in no time. If
you’re far away from home and feeling lonely we also have “regional air” for sale,
air from your home town…Houston Air, New
York Air, Los Angeles Air… Air with just
a hint of the right mixture of toxins and fumes. From my experience I wouldn’t recommend the air
from Los Angeles or Houston. Just not my
preference. I felt a little short of
breath breathing both. Of course what I
think of as the feeling of shortness of breath, others may see as an
interesting buzz. Just think of all the
things that some people will huff for a buzz.
We also have “Rocky
Mountain air” or air with a hint of sea salt.
The possibilities are endless.
If you think that this
“canned air” is a dumb idea, that’s how I kinda felt about bottle water, those individual
bottles of water, when they first started selling it. From the get go I thought...this is just not right.
We don’t have to pay
much for water from the house. If you’re
not home you can get it just about anywhere else for free. You can filter it. If you want it portable, get a travel mug or
glass. How much power or natural
resources do we squander to bottle water?
Now it’s going to be available in a can?? How much trash do we generate with all this
plastic and cans? How much money do you
waste on it? I do understand that some water must be available in containers
for emergencies.
I want to thank and praise the NYC marathon runners who even though they couldn't participate in what they trained to do, used their extraordinary stamina and skills to help out the victims of the super storm.
I want to thank and praise the NYC marathon runners who even though they couldn't participate in what they trained to do, used their extraordinary stamina and skills to help out the victims of the super storm.