Please don't take away my big bad gun.

 I was looking over at Huff Post and ran across a pic of old Wayne La Pierre, the NRA guy.  For some reason, when I see his face, it reminds me of what I think a penis would look like if it had a face on it. Hmmm. There might be some significance to that thought.

I think guns represent a kind of a potent phallic symbol. I think that may be why many guys don't want anyone messing with their guns. I think it is those men, who are most insecure in their masculinity, that need those bad guns. Those who have been the most vocal are almost trembling in fear when they talk about the possibility of someone coming for their guns. It's a kind of fear of castration.  They sound so much like little boys or teenagers when they attempt of explain why they need those excessive weapons.  I have listened closely and haven't heard one mature argument, so far, for why they need to have the assault weapons or high capacity magazines.

Guys, we gave you Viagra so you can keep your little gun up and running for longer, what more do you want? That was a sacrifice for some women.  The other guns that you can still keep are long and hard also.  You don't need that rapid fire or excessively prolonged duration.  You are good enough without it.